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Funny Search Terms | coffeeandquinoa.com

I was just looking back through my recent Analytics data, and chuckled to myself over some of the funny and random search terms that landed users on my blog. I couldn’t help but share with you. Dear searchers for the following things, I don’t think I have what you’re looking for:

- cheese that looks like chocolate

- chocolate from goat

- cobwebs in quinoa

- coffee flavored quinoa

- girl scout cookies political correctness

- his and hers simple wedding cakes with blue

- how to harvest quinoa in the fall

- i got you a goat but

- quinoa adapting

- who is the author of garlic coffee

- yoga cakes

And my personal favorite:

- what to call a girl when they call you peanut

I get lots of random searches for quinoa that land on my site. (More on that later in the week!) Do you see any patterns like that in search terms for your blog? Any funny ones?

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  • angela @ another bite please February 12, 2013, 6:13 am

    hahaha that is so funny…I’ve actually never even checked that analytics data for my site…well truthfully I don’t check much of the data…which I want to start to more…just figuring out the time to do so!

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  • Carly @ Snack Therapy February 12, 2013, 7:31 am

    I get A LOT of search terms related to porn. I got one that was “les porn.” Yeah, buddy, you aint gonna find that here.

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    • Erica February 12, 2013, 9:30 am

      So random… at least mine seem to be mostly food related!

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  • Meghan {For the Love of Dessert} February 12, 2013, 8:20 am

    That last one is great! Wonder what they settled on…

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  • Nicola Madore February 12, 2013, 11:57 am

    hahah i think my favourite is “I got you a goat but” – so funny!

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  • Becky @ Olives n Wine February 12, 2013, 1:09 pm

    These are awesome! I just had one recently for “olives + chocolate chip cookies” … I don’t think those would be a very good match ;)

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    • Erica February 12, 2013, 2:15 pm

      Yeah, yuck! Haha.

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  • sara @ fitcupcaker February 13, 2013, 5:26 am

    this is funny…the other day I was looking at mine and some were…. “chest press” d-vine8 protein powder (which i have never heard of) and blanbla twitter?? lol

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  • Katie @ Blonde Ambition February 14, 2013, 1:02 pm

    I love seeing the search terms that lead to my site! Lots of weird ones about breaking bones (since I broke my hand this summer and often wrote about it)…also, weird blonde fetish terms… awkward!

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  • Liz | carpeseason February 14, 2013, 6:07 pm

    Ha! Can’t wait to see your next goat chocolate recipe!

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